Today is my sister, Jillian, well, today is her birthday. Today, Ashlee is being lazy. She is lying in her bed, being lazy.
Last night, Ashlee stole flamingo from me… I will but up posters, say that she has stolen him and wants a ransom this in my eyes is not cool. I miss my poor flamingo and I am sure he misses me… that little pink ball of fun. The other night flamingo fell of the bed.
It was quite funny. We laughed at him and then took a picture. That same night Ashlee stole my gummy bears and stuck them to her head. I laughed and then stuck one to my head... and then I took a picture. I know what you are thinking right about now…..... WOW, I wish I could stick gummy bears to my forehead. Well, do I have news for you! YOU CAN! Therefore, that is about all I can say about that. 
Joey, if you are reading this… hahaha… I really had nothing to say… I just wanted to laugh!

would you rather...
have 3 tiny eyes
OR
have one massive eye
